Why Bin Laden has not yet been captured

by Julia Wisdom
view all A A A Who am I to tell the CIA how to do its job? When I heard that Bin Laden has kidney disease and needs dialysis I asked my mother who worked for one of the few companies in the United States who sold kidney dialysis solution; How many companies were there, world wide that sold it? She didn't know the exact number but she said it wasn't very many.

Her job was rewarding and yet stressful because her patients must have the solution on a regular basis in order to stay alive. Making sure that they had it, contacting them if they forgot to call and order it, was not just a typical customer service job for my mother. It was a life or death matter for her customers.

So when I heard that Bin Laden had kidney problems that required him to be on dialysis, the first thing I thought was to find out which of the few companies world wide provided him with the solution he must have to stay alive. That shouldn't be too hard. Then, track the shipment to whatever sterilized cave it was being sent off to, in Pakistan or Afghanistan (because you have to be in a sterilized setting when you get your treatment of course) and catch the illusive 6ft 5in terrorist who walks with a cane and has very distinct features that no one in the world could miss.

This should work. Shouldn't it? If anyone knows someone who works in intelligence maybe you could ask them.